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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:05 pm Post subject: Captions Please Reply with quote Back to top

This one will try the brain box!


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I'll start,
"So, wheres the cup holder?"[/img]
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:09 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:34 pm Post subject: caption Reply with quote Back to top

24 hr emergency dentist !!!!
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Specializing in those hard to get to locations.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 8:40 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

This would have to be the most impractical wheelchair I've ever seen. There are so many problems here i will mention just a few.
First of all: the height of the seat and foot rests do not allow for a disabled person to be mechanically lifted to the sitting position as in all aged care facilities we now have a no lift policy.
Second: The only possible way to seat a resident in this apparatus would be by sling lift and that would require X3 staff manipulating the sling to a 45 degree angle manually. Again all aged care facilities now have a no lift policy.
Third: work, health and safety laws say that no resident can use their battery powered chair in a facility dining room due to the risks to fellow residents.
Fourth: The domestic staff in the facility are sure to go on strike once the tracks start leaving marks; as it is they whinge and complain for days when they find a shoe scuff mark.
Fifth: When it comes to the monthly clean by staff im sure the wheelchair wil not make it back to the resident as everything gets misplaced sooner or later.
And lastly there is an issue with size and the ability of the wheelchair to fit thru an average size doorway. laughing laughing laughing
By the way there is no room for the esky can I buy an aftermarket utility rack. laughing laughing laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:04 pm Post subject: crykies Reply with quote Back to top

1stly The foot rest will be hydrolic so it lifts the purson to the ride hight

2nd its obvious its an out door chair for stockton ( personaly dont like riding there the sand gets every were)

3rdly dam hard to power slide, wheel stand and put your feet up incase of water.

And it would be a mugrell to push start if the batterys went dead laughing
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:06 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Earthmover wrote:
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Mrs. Earthmover. By the way there is no room for the esky can I buy an aftermarket utility rack. laughing laughing laughing

Yes, a utility rack is part of the H.O. option.....
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:10 pm Post subject: Re: crykies Reply with quote Back to top

cuzo wrote:


2nd its obvious its an out door chair for stockton ( personaly dont like riding there the sand gets every were)

3rdly dam hard to power slide, wheel stand and put your feet up incase of water.
laughing

Definately a handicapped outdoor vehicle......
Wheeel stand? Maybe the H.O ( High Output ) version for you sir?
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:13 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

The H.O version has no trouble with door ways, Mr Earthmover, or much anything else....
And, yes Cuzo. A fair bitch to push start......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mVVL9xWFh4
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:20 pm Post subject: thing Reply with quote Back to top

That thing in the link in production yet.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:28 pm Post subject: Re: thing Reply with quote Back to top

cuzo wrote:
That thing in the link in production yet.

laughing laughing I did hear they were going to do the monster truck thing and produce a series of variations for promotions and competition......
Global economic thingy may have reduced those aspirations to the base model shown above.... Sad
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 4:17 am Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

unexploded ..chair bomb.. lands on tank
 
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 9:38 am Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

Max tracks allowing cripple exploration to become a reality. Yours in just 5 easy payments of $399.95 plus postage
 
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:24 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

I know of one wheel chair bound person that would love that chair at the race track.

so it get the thumbs up from me.
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PostPosted: Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:27 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:45 pm Post subject: Reply with quote Back to top

some ppl just really hav 2 much time on their hands
 
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