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Dino
The Day Starts With OZATV !
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
Posts: 1503
Location: Brisbane QLD
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 Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:43 pm Post subject: WARNING! New Computer Virus |
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WARNING!
If you receive an email entitled 'Bedtimes' delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1-900 numbers.
This virus will mix anti-freeze into your fish tank.
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING.
It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It will replace your shampoo with Nair (hair remover) and your Nair with Rogaine (hair growth).
If the 'Bedtimes' message opened in a Windows 95/98 environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.
It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
*** WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN. ***
And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.
Send this warning to everyone!!!
THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD!
Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!
And look at you - You're on the bloody computer!!!!
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dangerman4
Roostin Away
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 854
Location: Morphett Vale
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:42 pm Post subject: |
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you obviously have nothing better to do.
i think its time for some masterbation on your behalf Dino.
a better way to pass your time. |
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Dino
The Day Starts With OZATV !
Joined: 19 Aug 2009
Posts: 1503
Location: Brisbane QLD
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| Posted: Mon Mar 15, 2010 9:45 pm Post subject: |
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| dangerman4 wrote: | you obviously have nothing better to do.
i think its time for some masterbation on your behalf Dino.
a better way to pass your time. |
If I were the author, you may have had a point dangerman, but, a cut and paste is all I'll take the wrap for.
If you know so much about that other thing...........
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Remember. We elect politicians, but we have to deal with bureaucracy.
Notice that crazy in the bureaucrats. |
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No 114
50cc nipper
Joined: 23 Apr 2010
Posts: 16
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| Posted: Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:43 pm Post subject: |
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| hahaha sum ppl must b so boren maybe they shud buy a quad haha |
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Camsasddad
50cc nipper
Joined: 18 Apr 2010
Posts: 17
Location: Roma Queensland
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| Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 5:27 pm Post subject: |
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thats good! thanks for the laugh.
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