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[Clarkie]

Are you a Labour voter , a Liberal , or a National?



Here is a little test that will help you decide. The answer can be found by posing the following question.

You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Smith & Wesson 6 shot revolver gun, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?













Labour Voter’s Answer:



Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the hand-gun have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 000?

Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have community clean -up day.

Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour?

I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

This is all so confusing!















Liberal's Answer:

BANG!











National / Country’s Answer:



BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Click.... (Sounds of reloading)

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!'

'Were those the Winchester Copper Tips or Hollow Points?! '

Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'

Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!’
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Has turned to the Dark Side!

[Clarkie]

By the way, our area is under Nationals/country
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Has turned to the Dark Side!

[Dino]

That makes sense Clarkie,

I can understand why you don't have other options,

The Greens: they don't believe in guns!

The Fishing & Shooting party would have been off on a trip.

And I suppose the Independants can let someone else shoot them!
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Remember. We elect politicians, but we have to deal with bureaucracy.
Notice that crazy in the bureaucrats.

[wa5]

We wouldnt know what the Greens and Labor's response was, as they would have censored / removed the actions from the internet... "for our own protection".