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[fossil800R]

I bet we can all identify forum members who slot into each category. I'm definitely a bunny..I have no life.

The Wolves
These are the smartest creatures in the forums. They either have knowledge and experience in the relevant forum industry, or they have the talents to make up for the lack of. They are protective of their territories, and they often travel in packs. Occasionally, wolves would disagree with each other, and when that happens, there would be two possible outcomes. 1. They work out the differences and respect each other more. 2. An alpha male emerges after an intense debate filled with external references. The wolf that lost would go into hiding.

The Trolls
These are creatures who seek joy from disturbing the peace in the forums. They feed on anger and chaos. They do so by starting threads with sensitive topics. The trolls are not welcomed in any community. Trolls don't stay very long, as they make enemies quickly and need to be on the run in order to survive. When they do linger, they are either killed by the Rangers, or get driven out by the Wolves.

The Rangers
Also known as the moderators; their job is to maintain peace in the forums. They patrol the forum to kill trolls and herd back stray bunnies. Their number is few so sometimes they rely on others to help them do their jobs.

The Bunnies
Also known as forum junkies. Bunnies are lovable creatures who hop from one forum to the other. They post in playful, and often meaningless, threads. They post all the time, and they multiply. Bunnies are mostly harmless, but in large number, they form a powerful mob.

The Fawns
Also known as newbie’s. Fawns are vulnerable creatures because they don't know about all the dangers out there. Smart fawns go into hiding until they are bigger, stronger, and wiser. Other less fortunate fawns start stupid posts.

The Hyenas
These creatures wander throughout forums looking for trouble. They derive pleasures by preying on helpless Fawns. Sometimes they work in groups, sometimes they work alone. Like the Wolves, some Hyenas have the knowledge of the industry. But unlike the Wolves and more like the Trolls, the Hyenas are motivated only by the thrills of the hunt.

The Elves
The elves are mystical and secretive creatures. They formed their own sub-community deep in the forests of forums. The Elves are not fond of outside visitors; at the same time, they rarely wonder away from their territory. The Elves are respected for they hold the secrets to sounding smart.

The Monkeys
These are the annoying whiners in the forums. They are not as smart as the Wolves, but also not as disruptive as the Trolls. They like to beat dead horses and throw coconuts at the Rangers. They are not the most popular ones in the forums but they are not going away either. The Rangers can’t do anything about them, and frankly, they don't give a banana either.
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[priesty]

So Yogie is a Ranger, there's a certain irony in that......
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[yogie]

priesty wrote:

So Yogie is a Ranger, there's a certain irony in that......

and that would be... ?
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Looks like a fairly meaningless thred, Bunny... I mean Fossil
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[feralkid]

I would have to be a bunny. I wanted to be anything but a bunny
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[fossil800R]

feralkid wrote:

I would have to be a bunny. I wanted to be anything but a bunny

Sounds a lot better than "post whore" but
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[yogie]

fossil700R wrote:

feralkid wrote: I would have to be a bunny. I wanted to be anything but a bunny Sounds a lot better than "post whore" but

he's not alowed to use that word... he's way to young.
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2005 KFX700
With a few bells and whistles
and the twin yoshi's
American Star A-arms, tie rods
elka stickers
Shorty Shifter
I have a Waco
rossco gave me a flexx sticker
honda thumb
Great at climbing trees
durablue stickers

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YOU HAVENT forgot about the snakes.

[feralkid]

yogie wrote:

fossil700R wrote: feralkid wrote: I would have to be a bunny. I wanted to be anything but a bunny Sounds a lot better than "post whore" but he's not alowed to use that word... he's way to young.

I have used worse than that. & wat is with everyone thinking i am 10 years old. Just caus I ride a 250cc.
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[fossil800R]

yogie wrote:

fossil700R wrote: feralkid wrote: I would have to be a bunny. I wanted to be anything but a bunny Sounds a lot better than "post whore" but he's not alowed to use that word... he's way to young.

Sorry feral I should have used the G rated term...."post -facilitator of sexual gratification for financial gains"
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[ReD HeaderZ]

hmm, I would have to say I'm a wolve troll....

[Noy Q75]

i would be a post whore bunny.
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I enjoy doing what bunnies do.
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yay for being a fawn!!
i feel im a fawn even tho ive been here forever. . thats why some people dont post much coz its scary scaaary

[bigjon]

Your one of the original members. #21.
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wow! i feel i almost deserve a medal! haha thats cool, ive never looked at the member list till just before